MEET THE BAND

WE'RE PUTTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER!

These guys are legends of rock, as well as being icons of their respective holiday seasons. Every year they pack it in after the ball drops at the end of the year and take some time to recuperate and spend time with their loved ones. Now that summer has turned into fall they are gearing up to get back on the road and let the festivities begin. Hallothanksmas is upon us, and these guys are ready to rock!!!

Let the Mayhem Begin!
Skully Femora

Skully Femora
Lead Guitar

Meet Skully Femora, the maestro of mayhem on lead guitar. Skully is the band's resident guitar virtuoso, and his bony fingers shred through electrifying solos that will make your spine tingle. Skully brings the thunder to the band’s sound.

Tommy "The Drumstick" Mann

Tommy "The Drumstick" Mann
Drums

Don't underestimate the thunderous beats of Tommy "The Drumstick" Mann, the turkey who marches to his own beat, making magic with his drumsticks at every imaginary performance. He’s the rhythmic engine that propels the band's music to headbanging heights.

Rolff vonClausen

Rolff vonClausen
Bass Guitar

Rolff vonClausen, the elfin wizard on bass guitar, brings with him an aura of festive cheer. Rolff's masterful basslines infuse the band's sound with merriment and joy, making him the heart and soul of the rhythm section.

Join us on their musical journey!

They are going to be putting down some spooky, thankful and merry jams while rocking through their favorite time of year. They are in the studio now re-recording some of their timeless classics for their highly anticipated greatest hits album. From the electrifying energy of "Livin' for a Scare" and the haunting riffs of "You Spooked Me all Night Long" to the gluttonous fun of "I Love Casseroles" and the soul-stirring classic ballad "Every Wreath You Make". All these tracks and more will be part of their highly anticipated upcoming album. Stay Tuned!

ST&R Album Cover

Name the Band Contest

🥁🥁🥁 Drumroll, please! The moment we've all been waiting for has arrived, and our Hallothanksmas band has a brand-new name: ST&R! ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Huge congratulations to the winner of the "Name the Band" contest, the talented Vinny S! 👏👏👏 Vinny's creativity truly dazzled the band, and he's chosen the perfect name for them, "ST&R." It's not just an incredible name; it masterfully incorporates the initials of our talented band members: Skully, Tommy, and Rolff. 🎸🥁🎤 Get ready to rock the holiday season in style with your new ⭐️ST&R⭐️ tee-shirt, Vinny! We're beyond excited to see you donning it and spreading festive cheer. A standing ovation to you and all the brilliant minds who submitted their ideas - your participation made this contest an absolute hit! 🎉🎶

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We are just having fun with a little holiday parody for your enjoyment this Hallothanksmas.